Thursday, 29 December 2016

10 Hilarious Signs That Shows You Are Getting Broke







Christmas was fun, I did not get to spend a lot but common I have a family to do that, am not a kid,but my parent got every thing under control, and thank God I broke up with my girlfriend.
I was sitting down at home after Christmas celebration thinking about 2017 then I realized  how broke (cash-few) I was, little by little, money seems far from me, then I came up with this 10 hilarious sign that proves you are getting broke.

Note : readers from the US and UK might not relate to 2,8,9 and 10, Nigerians will understand 2,8,9,10 better.

Enjoy

1. When drinking your favorite drink, you shake it to check if it still much
Most guy do this, I also do this, and the reason is because am scared it will finish, if you have money, that won't be a problem, cause you will have extra funds to buy more

2. WhenChristmas was fun, I did not get to spend a lot but common I have a family to do that, am not a kid,but my parent got every thing under control, and thank God I broke up with my girlfriend.
I was sitting down at home after Christmas celebration thinking about 2017 then I realized  how broke (cash-few) I was, little by little, money seems far from me, then I came up with this 10 hilarious sign that proves you are getting broke.

Note : readers from the US and UK might not relate to 2,8,9 and 10, Nigerians will understand 2,8,9,10 better.

Enjoy

1. When drinking your favorite drink, you shake it to check if it still much
Most guy do this, I also do this, and the reason is because am scared it will finish, if you have money, that won't be a problem, cause you will have extra funds to buy more

2. When making calls, you place your finger on the red button.
Most broke guys(sorry I love the girls) are very conscious of their airtime, at the beginning of the call, they place their finger on the red button, (if you are flasher, I guess you should understand)

3. You are scared of watching  long YouTube videos
Ok most people can relate to this, you are trolling on YouTube, you see a video and the first thing you do is to check the video length,  if it is above 10mins then you are not watching.

4. You just hate the iPhone 
Most guys are guilty of this, they feel because Techno Phantom as some cool features and it cheaper that makes iPhone hyped, if you hate iPhone, i can't blame you bro, it is just because you ain't gat enough cash, believe me if you had money, am sure you will get all the Apple product

5. When withdrawing money at the ATM you stay close like it giving you a Mouth Action
You feel to unsecured, common even though someone sees your pin, he does not have you credit card, how the hell is he going to withdraw your money.

6. You buy long trouser or cloths so it does not get short after some time
This one is for the parents, when they want to get you jeans, they get the longest one, so after 4 years of use it is still your size.

7. The waiter gives you the menu and all you're concerned about is the prize not the food
You don care about the food, it the prize that bothers you, this set of people think, eating out is not good for the health.

8. When someone ask you for some call time, you pause and think for a minute(should I or should I not)
Don't tell me you are not guilty of this. A friend asks you if he can make a phone call with your phone, you think for some few second, calculating God knows what, then you tell him, (no finish am o)

9. When you want to check your account balance at the ATM, you cover the screen with your chest
I remember when I helped my mom withdraw money, so I wanted to check her account balance, beautiful girls were at my back, my mom had up to 500k in her account, I made sure they saw the amount,(you know what I mean).


10. You just got an item and they gave you your change(balance), you look back to check if some did not fell
Now this am guilty of to the core.

Hope you enjoyed it, the sad part of this article is that am guilty of the 10, I know 2017 will be a breakthrough for you n me making calls, you place your finger on the red button.
Most broke guys(sorry I love the girls) are very conscious of their airtime, at the beginning of the call, they place their finger on the red button, (if you are flasher, I guess you should understand)

3. You are scared of watching  long YouTube videos
Ok most people can relate to this, you are trolling on YouTube, you see a video and the first thing you do is to check the video length,  if it is above 10mins then you are not watching.

4. You just hate the iPhone
Most guys are guilty of this, they feel because Techno Phantom as some cool features and it cheaper that makes iPhone hyped, if you hate iPhone, i can't blame you bro, it is just because you ain't gat enough cash, believe me if you had money, am sure you will get all the Apple product

5. When withdrawing money at the ATM you stay close like it giving you a Mouth Action
You feel to unsecured, common even though someone sees your pin, he does not have you credit card, how the hell is he going to withdraw your money.

6. You buy long trouser or cloths so it does not get short after some time
This one is for the parents, when they want to get you jeans, they get the longest one, so after 4 years of use it is still your size.

7. The waiter gives you the menu and all you're concerned about is the prize not the food
You don care about the food, it the prize that bothers you, this set of people think, eating out is not good for the health.

8. When someone ask you for some call time, you pause and think for a minute(should I or should I not)
Don't tell me you are not guilty of this. A friend asks you if he can make a phone call with your phone, you think for some few second, calculating God knows what, then you tell him, (no finish am o)

9. When you want to check your account balance at the ATM, you cover the screen with your chest
I remember when I helped my mom withdraw money, so I wanted to check her account balance, beautiful girls were at my back, my mom had up to 500k in her account, I made sure they saw the amount,(you know what I mean).

10. You just got an item and they gave you your change(balance), you look back to check if some did not fell
Now this am guilty of to the core.

Hope you enjoyed it, the sad part of this article is that am guilty of the 10, I know 2017 will be a breakthrough for you n me

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